Since today is the day of rapture

B: I want to compose a message that says these are all the reasons you should like me
  and then list all of the things
 C: OMG B THIS IS WHY YOU ARE A GOD
 B: #34. You say I am a god

Did you talk to some food about it?

B: what did she say at dinner?
 C: can't really remember
  I just remember being scared

But what if she only acted like she loves me

B: Naya Rivera is a good actress. And that's not influenced at all by the fact I would do dirty dirty things to her
 C: no actuallly i noticed she is a really good actress
  like stellar in that scene
  I want her to love you, B

We need a new book then

B: I feel like such a fucking huge loser
 C: omg B WE ARE FINALLY ON THE SAME PAGE

Thanks Zuckerberg

C: REAL TALK
  WE HAVE PROBLEMS
  OMFG WE ARE STALKERS
  WE ARE NOT WINNING HERE
  shit
 B: lmao
  YOU SAW SOCIAL NETWORK
 THIS IS WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO
  hot or not!

But I'm not pyschic

B: I'm watching That's So Raven
C: CAN WE PLEASE BE THE GAY VERSION OF RAVEN AND THE RED HEAD

It was last week

C: She's gotta get the crazy out. 6 months from now she will be embarrassed
B: Is it International Crazy Person Day?
     Did I miss it?